aaaaaaa (cist) :p
cist skonfjuzana, cist zamorjena, cist razdvojena, cist zalostna, cist sokerana, cist nostalgicna.... cist en  c i s t  tedn :S

well..

ce se boste morda malce nasmejali bo vredu, ce se boste samo socutno nasmehnili - tudi prav, sam da se boste ;) 

 

 There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He didn`t move for a half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.
    
    The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I`ll buy you another drink. I just can`t stand to see a man crying."
    
    "No, it`s not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar.
    
    And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison."

 

 

A guy cries over a grave:
    - Why did you pass away so early....
    - Who are you mourning over?
    - This is the first husband of my wife. 

 

 

Married at the Gates
    It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
    When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married,
    saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union.
    He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait.
    It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them.
    They were married in a simple ceremony.
    So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time,
    that eternity was best not spent together.
    They went back to St. Peter, and said, "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we
    believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?"
    "Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here
    to marry you. I`ll never get a lawyer!" 

 

 

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man`s pulse?"
    "No," the coroner replied.
    
    The attorney then asked, "Did you listen for a heart beat?"
    The coroner said, "No."
    
    "Did you check for breathing?", asked the attorney.
    Again the coroner replied, "No."
    
    The attorney asked, "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?"
    The coroner, now tired of the brow beating said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man`s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."

priznam...

zal mi je, res mi je... zarad svoje egocentriA?nosti sem zgubila enga zelo vredu cloveka!

zgubila... se je popolnoma zI?iv in zdrav ampak mu ni mar zame.. in kako prou ma! v vsej svoji "zaposlenosti" nism nasla casa zanga. nej se zdej kr tepem po glavi kako bi blo A?e ne bi blo... 

well... sel je in ne bo ga nazaj.. mal me stisne..

mogoce bom pa usaj naslednic mal bol pazla kva pocnem.. :( 

 

vsakic znova ko odprem tole stran sm cist paf! :) vcerej 26 ogledov, dan prej nekej podobnega... ja pa sj sm cist popularna :D  8-)

no, vsem obupanim posredujem se en cis hud blog.. : http://www.vecer.com/blog/robi  ceprov robi neki strajka zadne cajte. and we don't like it...

torej - da upravicim moje kvazi bloganje..  danes sem se poglobila v predsedniske kandidate... (in ugotovila da so sami kreni cudakeci torej bi sla loh ma tud jz kandiderat..). pa se nasla sm enga tkooo cortkanga fanteka tko luskan & simpaticen... In klice se Hugh Grant :D (in star je 47 let in en dan.. - to dejstvo me ubija!! :D )

 

V iskanju simpaticnega g33ka...

oh... tele skatle, pouhne enih cipov in kablov, zal sicer niso prevec zanimive... znajo pa ogromn nadvse koristnih stvari narest.. in ker moja pamet vsega tega ne dosega, vsen pa jo je tolk skp da sovrazi vse nategavscine ki jih celo (ocitno proti pricakovanjem nekaterih..) odkrije.... 

no za tezavice in za 1000 in eno moje vprasanje bi bil zelo dobrodosel kaksen (simpaticen:P ) in nadvse potrpezljiv geek... :D

v zameno lahko nudim mariskaj ;)

oglas poteče: .. kmalu :) 

?e en razlog vec, da ste prijazni z mano... :D

http://24ur.com/naslovnica/novice/crnakronika/20070901_3104751.php

 zmeri se loh zgodi nesreca....  0:-)

interesi - kupovanje soncnih ocal... kva?? to sn nasla kr nekje in kot vidte me je globoko pretresl! :D

 tolele so pa mojile red soxi :D menim da jih poznate tko da komentar ni potreben ;)

 

ojoj - se lihkr sm zvedla da se bom zredila (še) za 10 kg ker nisem posredovala mejla.. pa bom hmal american supersize. kh, prou :) 

home sweet home!!

slovenija.....  i love this country! ne dojamem se cist dobr kako bi govorla z raznimi prodajalkami pa ldmi na cesti pa tko.. mi se bl na anglesk vlece :)

drgac mi pa bl na spanje vlece.. pa da ne bom se zabederana ratala na konc raj ze kr zdle grem

 

ja - tut i really care about you  :S

 bajbaj

"tako si sexy da me grozica trese!... in tvoje tijelo slatki je grijeh...."

ne mors vrjamt! ze en mesc sm stran od slovansko govorecih dezel in se zmer se mi je tole pel dans... sej ne da bi drgac poslusala colonio sam tale mi ma tko simpaticno defektn besediu... grozica :) svasta

in ne - tokrat se nobenmu ni treba pocutit nagovorjeno >;) ;)  hm no cak da pomislm.... mogoce pa .... :p

 

washington dc je drgac cis hud.. no ja no.. sredna zalost tbh :) velik mn se dogaja kt u ny je pa zarad tega tud velik lazi zvet tle. cist sm ze crknena in noge me ze tako bole... :)  ze odstevam dneve do prihoda u slo. in da vam namignem - jih je se zelo malo :D  pricakujm sprejem na letaliscu in dobrodoslico.. 8-) ;)

torej tuki je ura okol enih ponoc tko da bi blo kr fajn ce se spravm spat. tko da vam poslem (verjetno zadni ameriski) pozdravcek... in - dobrojutr, cas je ze da bi pocas ustal huh? :p

hmmmm... ocitn se nm pa dans ne mudi. zmerej je taka panika da komej da sploh mail pogledam. dans se pa kr nobena (od 3h sopopotnic) ne spravi iz racunalnika.  

no zdele sm naredla celo znanost kako iz tegale applovega macbooka zbrisat en fajl. matr je to zakompliceran comp! no al ga saj navajena nism.  ceprou hmmm... loh bi ksnga simpaticnga gospodica tlele prosila da mi pomaga :D 

david se je postrigu.... svasta cesa clouk use ne dozvi. se povejte mi da je nehou kadit pa vm ne vrjamm nc vec! :)

zadnic mi je en american zelo resno povedu, da vecina mladine tukej v ameriki ne zna gledat na uro. zmerej majo digitalne tko da ce bi jim dal navadno bi rabl verjetno kr doug da bi ugotovl kolk je ura...hmmm.. ce to ni za zamislt se... in to je blo njemu cist logicn..

pa bla sm na harvardu :) sm si ze zbrala v keri sobi bom zvela pol k pridm sm studerat 8-)  taprava da to prau k se na lublansko fakulteto ne morm pridt :))

ja zdej mi je pa res ze dougcajt!

grem se iphone prevert :)

uzivejte

bajbaj